retouch my body - jackie beat SPOOF [lyrics]

retouch my body spoof by jackie beatmp3 download http://www.zshare.net/download... Beat, still young and sweet!Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...You know I'm gettin' olderAnd I've gained some weight, tooIn my imagination I am just 22I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, tooThe fast food is to blame, cholesterol's through the roofIf there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of meThen it's true, that youMust sign this confidentiality agreement right heretellin' you, what to do'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShopI will hunt you down'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truthDon't even try it, this is my dietRetouch my bodyStretch me some moreTake off sixty poundsThen take off ten moreRetouch my bodyRe-size my headClean up my skinPlease tone down the redRetouch my bodyLipo my thighsWith your computer mouseI'm as big as a houseRetouch my bodyRemove every curveI'm goin' to the mall to get a soft serveGive me a tiny waist because I eat like a slobRemove a chin or two and how's about a nose job?Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and darkYour resume says that you worked on Jurrasic ParkIf there's a camera up in here that's takin' photographs of meThen it's true, that youMust sign this confidentiality agreement in bloodor else you, will get suedCuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookin' like a lezI will hunt you down'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truthDon't even try it, this is my dietRetouch my bodyDon't wanna look tragicSo call In-dustrialLight & MagicRetouch my bodyMake me look leanLike fat-ass Oprahon O MagazineRetouch my bodyEven out my titsAnd make sure that this haute couture size 2 fitsRetouch my bodyBlur it some moreCome on and give me what I'm payin' you forRetouch my bodyI just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairsMake me fuckin' young and sweetGet rid of my celluleetI don't want no photo, boyI want an oil paintingRetouch my bodyRetouch my bodyDon't cause any troubleI am in denialDon't ya' burst my bubbleRetouch my bodyJust look at MadonnaIn real life she looks likeAn ancient iguanaRetouch my bodyAnd if you can of courseTry to make me lookLike less of a horseRetouch my bodyI've no other choiceI only wish you could retouch my voiceRetouch my fuckin' body!

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: dailymadness

Length: 03:07
Rating: 4.67
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